I confess: if I want to pick up my cordless telephone, I can! The stapler and other odds and ends on my desk, the water filter jug on our kitchen counter, my electric razor on the dresser top; they are all perfectly usable. And our little dog wanders around unimpeded.
So for example, sitting on my desk at home are a bunch of loose items: stapler, wireless router, cordless phone handset, electric pencil sharpener, and even a few loose notebooks; but it also has some small but dense decorative knick-knacks that are stuck down with quake putty and quake gel, and the printers and computer monitor are attached to their desktops and cabinet top with buckles and straps. Ironically, my laptop, the thing on the desk about which I’d probably care about the most, is not attached to anything except a couple of cables, because of course, laptops need to be mobile. Fortunately, the pull-out keyboard tray on which my laptop lives has a small lip around its edge that would probably limit the computer’s ability to slide off.
In the kitchen, we have lots of knives, too many good quality knives to be shoved in a drawer, and I’ve never quite trusted those wall-mounted magnetic knife-holding strips from an earthquake safety standpoint. The knives are in knife blocks, and the knife blocks themselves are stuck down to the counter, initially with quake putty and more recently with double-sided Velcro squares. Sure, it’s conceivable that the knives could fly out of the knife blocks, but in order to do that, they’d have to be shaken out at the perfect 45 degree angle to fly up and out of their slots. I think it is pretty unlikely. However, if any budding entrepreneurs out there want to invent an earthquake-safe knife block with easy-to-use mechanisms to prevent knives from flying out of their slots, go for it!
There are a few unavoidably loose items on surfaces in the kitchen, like the electric mixer and the food processor, although the processor blades are stored safely in the cupboard. Our drip coffee maker is on the counter; my wife pointed out to me at one point that the glass carafe that I stored right on the coffee maker burner would be the first thing to fly off and shatter into dog-unfriendly glass shards, so now we keep the carafe in the cupboard above the coffee maker. I could not stick down the salt shaker or pepper grinder without making them absolutely useless, and I did not stick down the sugar container but we did replace our old glass sugar container with a plastic one. The vitamin pill bottles will certainly have fallen down, but will still be closed. Our Brita water filter pitcher gets picked up each time we pour water out of it, so we’ll just have to deal with some water on the floor.
I admit that we take chances with flower vases. If we have flowers on the dining room table for a few days, the vase tends to get shoved around depending on what else is on the table, so it just doesn’t make sense to stick it down. Similarly, small potted plants that sit in water drip trays are not straightforward to stick down, so I got rid of the jade plant that easily dropped leaves that I knew were toxic to dogs. But most of the decorative objects that never get moved are stuck down with quake putty, such as these four objects in the photos.
Are you getting the idea?
So what would our showcase-level wonderful example of a prepared home look like after a major earthquake? Well, there would be stuff all over the floor! But for the most part, it would not have broken and would not pose any hazards to us or even to the little dog even if home alone during the quake. The TV remote would be on the floor, so perhaps we’d return home to see the little dog watching TV while happily shredding the napkins that will be everywhere, lapping up the water from the toppled water filter pitcher, and generally oblivious to the fact that the other 95% of the large and small objects in the home were in the same place they’d always been.